Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Choose a Style That Never Fades


As a man, it's hard to know what to wear. Is it trendy? Am I doing to look stylish? Will women flock to me if I'm wearing it? It's a tough decision!

What's a guy to do when he doesn't have a personal stylist or a wife with great fashion taste who is willing to lay out his outfit every day? That's where Hawaiian shirts come in! A style that is timeless is rare, but that's what you get when you throw on a Hawaiian shirt. I can choose something that matches my personal taste (like a beer bottle theme) or go wild and have a floral theme. There's every color imaginable, so I don't have to think of little things like my clothes matching either!

In a perfect world, we'd all live in Hawaii. We'd be soaking up the sun on a beach, sipping straws leading to a delightful flavored drink inside a coconut. Beautiful women would see me, point me out to their equally beautiful friends and admire my physique that is clad in a parrot themed shirt. I'd have no boss griping at me, no wife nagging and no kids expecting to have their diapers changed.

Alas, sometimes this world is not perfect. I can only make it seem a little more so by donning the clothes that will help me feel like I'm in that tropical paradise, surrounded by splendor. And when I stop at the water cooler, maybe Sally from accounting will admire my physique... and my great Hawaiian shirt.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Synopsis of "Retribution of The Wrestler"

In the world of professional wrestling, Johnny "the bull" Santoro is king. After an eight month death grip on the UCW championship, Santoro is restless. He needs competition and is obsessed with being the best ever. However, one man stands in his way.

After a pay-per-view match, Santoro calls out Kurt Cooper. Kurt is known as the very best wrestler of all time. If he beats Kurt, he'll finally be known as the best. Kurt has been retired for the past seven years. He's still young enough to wrestle, but isn't interested. Santoro just got the hopes of the fans up for possibly nothing.

The owner of UCW is very angry and threatens to fire Santoro if he can't get Kurt into the ring. With wrestling being Santoro's entire life, he'll do ANYTHING to coax Kurt into a match.